Don’t regret, for it is like a rot inside you that just won’t go away.
Heaven is that place you go when you’re tired of conforming to society.
Mowing grass is right up with getting punched in the face on my list of favorite things.
Paying people money: the number 1 symptom of being alive.
Writing is such a great release, even if it’s just a few hundred words a day.
Heading to your work when your boss is still there scores a solid five out of ten on the “oh shit” stick, when she’s in a mood, it scoots up to eleven.
I hope to wake up in the morning to the sound of “LEBRON TO THE BULLS!”
